PASTOR KANYARI TO VIE FOR NAIROBI GOVERNORSHIP.PLANNING TO MAKE IT LAND OF...

PASTOR KANYARI TO VIE FOR NAIROBI GOVERNORSHIP.PLANNING TO MAKE IT LAND OF HONEY

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pastor kanyari to vie for Nairobi Gorvenship

NAIROBI, Kenya. Controversial Bishop Victor Kanyari has added his name to the growing list of clergy joining politics and will be contesting for Nairobi Governorship on Jubilee Alliance Party. Kanyari who has been pursuing an online degree from the Limuru based St.Paul’s university is set to graduate next year and is rumored to be scoring straight A’s by his classmates who have never seen him inside a classroom not even on exam day. Tattles have it that Kanyari is headed for a 1st class degree just like his compatriots, Bishop Margaret Wanjiru and Nairobi Senator Sonko.

But speaking to a special sitting of his church committee thought to be his political bureau and top notch advisers, Kanyari was overhead boasting that;

“Look at Moses, he led the Israelites to Canaan yet he had no compass point to tell the exact direction from Egypt. Birds even fly without going to schools like Nairobi aviation, what happen when snakes falls sick—they just treat themselves using herbs yet they never studied herbalism. Why not me (Kanyari) lead Nairobi to the land of Milk and Honey” He said amid ceaseless cheers & ululations from his church members.

“I am already an anointed Dr. Victor Kanyari with a PhD from God himself. God has also anointed me with a first class degree even before I finish studies. And he has already done another one for me as the next Governor of Nairobi. In fact I am the only standing governor, now that Kidero is sitting in hold of the seat for me. I will not release my manifesto now because these other aspirants like Kidero (Evans) and Mbaru (Jimna) and that other one (Dennis Waweru) whom I will beat like a drum to clinch the Jubilee Alliance Party (JAP) ticket will steal my ideas. ” He continued amid cheers and scream from his congregation.

He is said to be seriously thinking of either Bishop James Maina Ng’anga of Neno or Bishop Thomas Wahome of Helicopters of Christ as his running mate.

It waits to be seen how Nairobians will react to this news, bearing in mind the questionable character of the dubious Bishop.pastor kanyari to vie for Nairobi Gorvenship

By Ken Mosoita

SOURCE: THE SPECTATOR

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